New NCAA Rule for 2013-2014 Hoops
Add Ohio State and Marquette to the list of teams that are going to play a game on an aircraft carrier. In fact, the NCAA is set to announce that, by the 2013-2014, all teams must play all of their games on aircraft carriers. Caveat: If there are not enough aircraft carriers, then teams must find some unusual place to play, such as on laundry ships (i.e. the USS Walter Mondale–see Simpsons episode 16, season 6)… a hockey ice rink… in a Dubai mall… in a Chuck-E-Cheese… on a ski slope… anywhere but a basketball court. Playing inside is so 1990’s.
The Confidential now returns you to your Penn State schadenfreude.
The Confidential 
Meanwhile, the NHL is set to announce that all games must take place in baseball, football, or soccer (futbol) stadiums.