New NCAA Rule for 2013-2014 Hoops
Add Ohio State and Marquette to the list of teams that are going to play a game on an aircraft carrier. In fact, the NCAA is set to announce that, by the 2013-2014, all teams must play all of their games on aircraft carriers. Caveat: If there are not enough aircraft carriers, then teams must find some unusual place to play, such as on laundry ships (i.e. the USS Walter Mondale–see Simpsons episode 16, season 6)… a hockey ice rink… in a Dubai mall… in a Chuck-E-Cheese… on a ski slope… anywhere but a basketball court. Playing inside is so 1990’s.
The Confidential now returns you to your Penn State schadenfreude.
