Web (Internet) Gems
Here are some amusing sports-related things from across the Internet.
If you are lamenting how the middling sports of the Big 10 can become so rich, you are not alone. The SEC is gazillions times better in football. And, excepting 2012-2013, the ACC and Big East usually were better than the Big 10 in hoops. So let’s all mock the Big 10 and its latest round of expansion. Someone over at Every Day Should Be Saturday goes to the forefront of that mocking though:
Oompa Loompa doopity doo!
I’ve got another puzzle for you!
Oompa Loompa doopa-dee-dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down schools?
Buttgers, Lil’ Red, and a turtle that drools.
Your Fourteen teams make you terribly fat
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-de-da
Too bad Pasadena is so very far.
Don’t eat rotel and barbasol too
Like the Jim Delaney
Doopadedoo!
That is saxattack29 getting 55 recs and counting. Head over there and get that number higher. Oh, and while you are over there, reminisce about the Blockbuster days. Good great stuff.
The Sportspickle has a couple of semi-amusing articles. There is a rundown of some notable NFL busts–only the news articles describing their future right after being drafted. And here are some draft philosophies for several NFL teams–sometimes the truth is pretty funny.
And if you can tolerate some NSFW humor–type Prevail and Ride into Google and check out some of the best entries by Thujone. Do it at home though. It may be cartoons drawn crudely, but it is what it is. Just sayin’.
Enjoy.
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