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4 thoughts on “Boeheimian Rhapsody”

1. M. Caffrey on May 2, 2013 at 4:48 pm said:

   I will be sure to copyright all future puns.
   • acaffrey on May 2, 2013 at 5:22 pm said:

     Write a song too.

     Hey… perhaps we should dig out the old Bernie Fine song that got pulled from TNIAAM?
     • acaffrey on May 2, 2013 at 5:25 pm said:

       Hey, I wrote this song once upon a time:

       Utah Love (by Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dre, Ezcuse, and far too much time to kill)

       Utah…knows how to party
       Utah…knows how to party
       In the citaaay of Moab
       In the citaaay of good ol’ Provo
       In the citaaay, the city of Ogden
       We keep on knockin! We keep on rockin!

       Now let me welcome everybody to the mild, mild west
       A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness
       Where we still allowed to be polig-amess
       Expect to have a good time with the L.D.S.
       Get to the Mormon State with serious haste
       The only state where the girls are all chaste
       You don’t see their “garments” when the bend at the waste,
       They may not be pretty, but they have good taste,
       It doesn’t take much effort to live good lives,
       Especially when men average about six wives,
       If you got that kind of action, you’d also prostelytize,
       I been in the game for twenty years makin rap jams
       Ever since Shawn Bradley was throwing down slams,
       Now it’s ‘11 and they clock me and watch me
       Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Austin Collie,
       It’s all good, from the Zion to Salt Lake
       Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
       Open the door and let me in if ya feel the same way
       Dre puttin it down for The Beehive State

       Shake it shake it baby
       Shake it shake it other baby
       Shake it shake it third baby
       Shake it Utah baby
       Shake it shake it yet another baby
       Shake it shake it shake it shake it…

       http://www.nunesmagician.com/2011/3/17/2056563/2011-ncaa-tournament-opening-round-thursday-evening-session-gamethread#
     • M. Caffrey on May 2, 2013 at 7:51 pm said:

       Why not…I doubt you’ll offend your other reader.